Rose Ann Palac
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Question of
What did the grape say when it got stepped on?
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Ouch!
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I’m in a jam!
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Don’t wine about it!
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Can I make some raisins here?
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Question of
Which comedy duo was famous for their slapstick humor in movies like “Duck Soup” and “A Night at the Opera”?
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Laurel and Hardy
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Abbott and Costello
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The Marx Brothers
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The Three Stooges
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Question of
Who is known for his catchphrase “Why so serious?” in the movie “The Dark Knight”?
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Jim Carrey
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Eddie Murphy
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Will Ferrell
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Heath Ledger
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Question of
What do you call a bear with no teeth?
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A gummy bear
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A toothless teddy
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A hungry bear
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A dentist’s nightmare
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Question of
Who is the creator of the animated sitcom “The Simpsons”?
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Seth MacFarlane
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Matt Groening
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Mike Judge
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Question of
What’s the best way to communicate with a fish?
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Drop them a line
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Send a text message
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Use underwater sonar
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Hold a tele-fish-ion
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Question of
Why don’t scientists trust atoms?
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They’re always changing their minds.
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They make up everything!
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They have a negative outlook.
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They’re too funny-looking.
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Question of
Why did the tomato turn red?
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It was blushing after a corny joke.
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It was sun-kissed.
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It saw the salad dressing.
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It was ripe and ready to go.
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Question of
Why don’t skeletons fight each other?
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They’re too busy dancing to the spooky beat.
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They can’t take a punch.
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They’re all bone and no brawn.
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They don’t have the guts.
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Question of
Why did the bicycle fall over?
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It was two-tired.
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t lost its balance.
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It got a flat tire.
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It was practicing yoga poses.
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